BY TIM VOLLMER

Tim Vollmer is a self-taught artist with an incredible range, from still lifes and impressionistic landscapes to expressive watercolors, pastels, oils, and acrylics. His journey began as a child, sketching cartoons, and has since evolved into an impressive blend of fine arts and animated whimsy. Tim’s creative evolution has led him back to his early love for cartooning, where his sharp wit and unique humor take center stage. His latest work, WIze Crackerz, reimagines ordinary crackers—from saltines and Cheez-Its to oyster crackers and graham crackers—in quirky, everyday scenarios. Tim’s knack for turning mundane objects into comedic characters fills a gap he felt in the world of humor; he creates cartoons that make him laugh, hoping to share that joy with others. Adding to the fun, Tim also does the animations, voiceovers, and impressions himself, bringing each cracker’s personality to life with his own vocal characterizations and expressions.

In WIze Crackerz, Tim captures relatable, humorous moments by giving personality to each cracker type, infusing them with a lightheartedness that’s instantly recognizable. His sense of humor, often reflective and a bit offbeat, brings unexpected warmth and laughter to simple, universal scenes. But don’t let their crunchy exteriors fool you; these crackers pack a punch! Tim’s characters are equal parts wit and whimsy, with a sprinkle of darkness and just the right amount of spice, serving up memes and moments that might make you chuckle—or gasp. So, brace yourself! These crackers don’t hold back, skewering everyday absurdities with humor that’s sometimes a bit sharper than a bite of extra-salty oyster crackers. Enjoy the ride, but watch out—things are bound to get deliciously crumby.